作者: Vincent Huang 時間: 2004-3-17 18:21 標題: Re: [轉貼] 律師也會說蠢話 Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
law somewhere.作者: ysj 時間: 2004-3-17 21:47 標題: Re: [轉貼] 律師也會說蠢話 記者的蠢話也很多吧???