20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
1. "It works on my machine"作者: HUANGLIFU 時間: 2006-11-29 23:06 標題: Re: [有趣] 身為軟體工程師，程式有bug時你如何反應？ QA的回應
20. "That's weird..."<=這種事常有
19. "It's never done that before."<=RD沒有考慮到
18. "It worked yesterday."<=不代表今天可以正常工作
17. "How is that possible?"<=所有事情都有可能
16. "It must be a hardware problem."<=別家不會耶
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"<=RD沒有作輸入過濾嗎
14. "There is something funky in your data."<=USER就是要用這些資料，哪有辦法
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"<=關我屁事
12. "You must have the wrong version."<=你剛剛裝的啦
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."<=巧合很好呀，把巧合處理掉吧
10. "I can't test everything!"<=所以有QA在呀
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."<=關我屁事
8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."<=現在測試過了，拿回去改
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."<=你是不是夢遊的時候改的，別懷疑，這種事精神不好常發生
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"<=先生，我們是嵌入式系統耶
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?<=USERS不爽，合約簽了，RD自己找BOSS解釋
4. "You can't use that version on your system."<=誰叫你給我錯的版本
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"<=因為別的廠商都可以，你又沒有寫版本限制
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"<=我在機器旁邊給客戶罵
1. "It works on my machine"<=我們又不賣你這一台作者: zombie 時間: 2006-11-29 23:20 標題: Re: [有趣] 身為軟體工程師，程式有bug時你如何反應？ 1. 下版修給你
2. 規格就是這麼寫的...作者: 小賤健 時間: 2006-11-29 23:38 標題: Re: [有趣] 身為軟體工程師，程式有bug時你如何反應？ 哈哈，真是太貼切了，我笑了，1. 這話我還真的說過哩。
不過，現在都這樣說了，「是，對不起，我該死，給我足夠的時間，我就幫你修正。」作者: chihyi 時間: 2006-11-30 09:25 標題: Re: [有趣] 身為軟體工程師，程式有bug時你如何反應？ 這確實RD會對別人說的話...排名第一的話我最近很常說=.=
