marriage

samnhong

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ......... whether you're here or not."

(DAMN SHE'S GOOD!)

bartslin

嗚…… 我看了好久，
才發現我看過這個笑話…

Larry

這樣就沒有理由不回家了吧？ ;P

samnhong

Originally posted by bartslin at 2005-1-14 10:29 PM:
嗚…… 我看了好久，
才發現我看過這個笑話…

为什么看好久？？？好笑吧？？？
不过，我还有part 2喔。。。

samnhong

Originally posted by bartslin at 2005-1-14 10:29 PM:
嗚…… 我看了好久，
才發現我看過這個笑話…

比不上你的super logo啦...little simpson and his leaf...

not offending...amaze by your creativity instead...

samnhong

marriage part 2

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)

samnhong

Originally posted by Larry at 2005-1-15 01:22 AM:
這樣就沒有理由不回家了吧？ ;P

hey, 朋友 （ming3 nan2 yu3)

how can i insert logo like you guys? or what so ever remark?

大仙，请指点谜经。。。(correct?)

bartslin

你終於能打中文啦？
(雖然是簡體中文)
甲又~ 甲又~

不是你的笑話不好，是我英文不好啦~

想擁有自己的logo？
網頁右上角「設定」-->「編輯個人資料」-->在最下面「編輯個人資料 - 討論區個人化設置」-->「頭像」(除了可用自己帶來的，也有網站提供的)

其他的，自己玩玩就知道了。

samnhong

甲又~??? what does this phrase means???

samnhong

你終於能打中文啦？
(雖然是簡體中文)
甲又~ 甲又~

it takes me a while (a very long one) just to complete the very simple line...because my han4 yu3 ping4 ying1 is quite bad as well...always confused br san or shan, xin or xing, etc...

pai seh...

Larry

Originally posted by samnhong at 2005-1-16 22:15:
甲又~??? what does this phrase means???

甲又 = 加油～！
(Quite similar in pronunciation)

go! go! go~!

samnhong

hi...

why no comment at all for my joke??? no funny???i do find that these messanges are quite impressive...agree???

never mind... here comes my part 3

parasite

我猜"甲又"是有腔調的"加油"吧
我的國語也是分不出捲不捲舌的(E.g. shan, san)
都是當不捲舌唸
台灣的國語其實n和ng不分了
都唸成n
我用的是倉頡輸入法
如果用注音輸入法還是得要會分別
不過常打就熟了
很快就會打的很順

samnhong

marriage part 3

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.

After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

(YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!)

samnhong

i see... thanks for the encouragements from you guys... i will put in more effort...

samnhong

Originally posted by parasite at 2005-1-16 10:27 PM:
我猜"甲又"是有腔調的"加油"吧
我的國語也是分不出捲不捲舌的(E.g. shan, san)
都是當不捲舌唸
台灣的國語其實n和ng不分了
都唸成n
我用的是倉頡輸入法
如果用注音輸入法還是得要會分別
不過常打就熟了
很快就會打的很順

so am i...

in fact, the mandarin standard in singapore is quite poor...we dont practise the "h" , "ng", etc... hence, our conversation not as interesting as taiwanese...

i have some friends whose parents were originally from taiwan or mainland...their mandarin sound very nice...so envy...

samnhong

parasite, guess u are as new as i am...

nice meeting u...i am chou sing sing...chou sing chi's sister...hahaha

dont believe??? u can check with larry...hahaha

Larry

Originally posted by samnhong at 2005-1-16 22:46:
parasite, guess u are as new as i am...

nice meeting u...i am chou sing sing...chou sing chi's sister...hahaha

dont believe??? u can check with larry...hahaha

me???

well..... To see is to believe

samnhong

what??? i am the sing sing as in the monkey family leh...hahaha...king kong is my lao3 da4,ok?