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發表於 2002-3-31 13:30 |只看該作者 |倒序瀏覽

這是很久以前所看到的文章，忘記在那裡看到的…
（當然也謝謝提供原作者、整理者、翻譯者、，雖然弟不認識他們。）

當過兵的，看起來較有感覺，
（所述的是美軍，不過情形和我們也差不多…

）
have fan....

軍用版莫非定律

PART1

1.
No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
從沒有一支完成戰備的單位能通過校閱
2.
No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.
也沒有一支準備好接受校閱的部隊能在戰場上生還
3.
Smile... Tomorrow will be worse.
笑一個吧...因為明天會更慘
4.
Everything goes wrong all at once.
所有的事可在一瞬間搞砸
5.
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
你永遠不會缺乏(用完)麻煩(倒楣是倒不完的)
6.
Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.
專業的士兵是可預測的;但戰場上卻充滿了危險的菜鳥
7.
Military Intelligence is a contradiction.
"軍事"(與)"情報"是彼此矛盾的
8.
Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up.
當你防守好前面時,敵方卻總從"後門"進攻
9.
If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.
如果你壓根不在乎自己在哪兒,那你也就不會迷路了
10.
The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
目標越大,越難擊中(打靶時的心得?)
11.
If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented, it wasn't worth
doing.
如果一個點子能通過官僚審核並付諸實施,必定一文不值
12.
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on.
This person must be fired
如果團體中總有一個人能搞得清狀況,那個人一定得被開除
13.
Army Law
陸軍法規(裝檢用)
If it moves, salute it
如果一個東西會動,就向它敬禮
if it doesn't move, pick it up
如果它不會動,就把它撿起來
if you can't pick it up, paint it.
如果你又拿不動它,那趕快把它塗塗漆
14.
Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.
怪異的東西會吸引敵火-所以別在這樣的東西後方扮鬼臉
15.
The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to
carry out.
當你的任務越重要時,往往上級也會派個越蠢的領導給你
16.
The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in
the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).
上級長官的自重/勇氣程度往往與他的官階成反比
17.
There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.
總會有辦法的,而且它也總會行不通的
18.
Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is
watching.
成功總在無人聞問的時刻到來,出包也總在將軍視察時發生
19.
Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always
fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet.
若你在火網下搞丟了裝備,保命用的彈藥往往離你最遠
20.
Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.
永遠別告訴排副你正閒著沒事
21.
The seriousness of a wound (in a fire-fight) is inversely proportional to the
distance to any form of cover
槍傷的程度往往與你和掩護的距離成反比(以為越安全結果死越慘)
22.
Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.

你總會在白天行軍累得要死時輪到晚上的夜哨
23.
If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a
stupid solution.
如果戰場上的問題只能以一個方法解決,那通常是個蠢方法
24.
If the enemy is in range so are you.
如果敵人正在你的射程內,別忘了你也在他的射程內
25.
The cream rises to the top.So does the scum.
最好的總在上面(按:Cream意為Best of the Best,Elite)
,混蛋也是如此(越混蛋官位越高)
26.
Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.
別去吸引敵火,這會激怒你周圍弟兄的
27.
If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.
如果你除了敵人以外什麼都缺,那你一定是在交戰區裡
28.
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

唯一比敵火還準確(而且會宰掉你的)是友軍砲火
29.
Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.
該一起運來的(武器)總不會一起運來
30.
Things that must work together, can't be carried to the field that way.
要一起用才能生效的裝備,往往不能一起帶上戰場
31.
Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.
無線電總會在你要砲火支援時掛掉
32.
Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.
任何事都可能在戰場上讓你送命-即使什麼都不做
33.
Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.
當你防守嚴密到敵人攻不進來時,那往往你自己也會出不去
34.
When both sides are convinced they're about to lose,they're both right.
當兩軍都覺得自己快輸時,那他們都是對的
35.
Weather ain't neutral.
天氣總是不公平的
36.
If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
當你不記得的時候,人員殺傷雷總是在朝著你的一面
37.
The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.
騎兵隊(按:指援軍)不一定都是來救援的(也可能是來殺你滅口的)

PART2
有些和第一部雷同…

1. You are not a superman
你不是超人

2. If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
如果一個蠢方法有效,那它就不是一個蠢方法

3.Don't look conspicuous-it draws fire. (This is why aircraft carriers are called"Bomb Magnets".)
不要太顯眼,因為那會引人攻擊

4. When in doubt, empty your magazine.
有問題時,清空你的彈匣

5. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
別和比你勇敢的戰友躲在同一個彈坑裡

6. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
別忘了你手上的武器是由最低價的承包商得標製造的

7. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
如果你攻擊得很順利那是因為你(突襲)出其不意

8. No plan survives the first contact intact.
沒有任何計畫能在接敵後繼續執行

9. All five second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.
所有五秒的手榴彈引線都會在三秒內燒完

10. Try to look unimportant because bad guys may be low on ammo.
裝成無關緊要的人,因為敵人可能彈藥不夠了(所以他會先打最重要的人)

11. If you are forward of your position, the artillary will fall short.
每當你要攻擊前進時,砲兵往往也用完了砲彈

12. The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
那支你以為是敵軍疑兵而不加注意的部隊其實是攻擊主力

13. THe important things are always simple.
重要的事總是簡單的

14. THe simple things are always hard.
簡單的事總是難作到

15. The easy way is always mined.
好走的路總是會被佈雷

16. If you are short of everything except enemy. You are in combat.
如果你除了敵人以外什麼都缺,那你一定是在交戰中

17. When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
如果你已經肅清過一個區域別忘了告訴敵人

18. Incoming fire has the right of way.
飛來的子彈有優先通行權(擋它道你就倒大楣啦)

19. Friendly fire, isn't.
"友"軍砲火,不是嗎?

20. If the enemy is in range, "SO ARE YOU!!!"
如果敵人正在你的射程內,別忘了你也在他的射程內

21. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspections.
從沒有一支完成戰備的單位能通過校閱

22. Beer math is : two beers time 37 men=49 cases.
啤酒數計算法:每人兩瓶,共三十七人,等於四十九箱

23. Body count math is : two guerillas plus one portable plus two pigs= 37 enemy killed in action.
殲敵數計算法:兩名游擊隊加兩隻豬,本次戰鬥共斃敵三十七人

24. Things that must be together to work, usually can't be shipped together.
要一起用才能生效的裝備通常不會一起運來

25. Radio's will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately.
無線電總會在你急需火力支援時掛掉

26. ANything you do can get you shot-including doing nothing.
你作的任何事都可能挨槍子兒-就算你什麼都不做也一樣

27. Tracers work both ways.
曳光彈可以幫你找到敵蹤;但也會讓敵人找到你

28. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is imcoming friendly fire.
唯一比敵火還準確(而且會宰掉你的)是友軍砲火

29. Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
當你防守嚴密到敵人攻不進來時,那往往你自己也會出不去

30. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share of objectives to take.
如果你搶報戰功,那你也會有更多目標得打(上級越看重你)

31. When both sides are convinced that they are about to lose, they are both right.
當兩軍都覺得自己快輸時,那他們都是對的

32. Professional soldiers are predictable but the world is full of amateurs.
專業的士兵是可預測的;但世上卻充滿了菜鳥

33. Murphy was a grunt.
莫非是個鄉巴佬