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At the beginning of life.  
Sex is good.  
Basically, all the sex are the same.  
But it depends on how the way you do it.  
If you do not practice all the time.  
Sex will leave you..  
The way of learning it  
is very important to make love with only one person.  
Once a great mother, Mrs Meng  
chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.  
If you don't study hard,  
Your Dick will become useless.  
Dou, the Famous  
owned a very effective exciting medicine  
All his five sons took it  
and their sexual ability were well-known.  
If your children don't know how to do it,  
It is all your fault.  
If they had lots of problems with it,  
their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.  
You may refuse to study this  
but that is a real mistake  
If you don't learn it in childhood,  
you will lose your ability when aged  
If you don't exercise your dick,  
It won't become hard and strong.  
If you don't learn sex,  
You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
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axiang wrote:
全文對照版…
  
At the beginning of life.  人之初
Sex is good.   “性”本善
Basically, all the sex are the same. “性”相近  
But it depends on how the way you do it.  習相遠
If you do not practice all the time.  苟不教
Sex will leave you..  “性”乃“遷”
The way of learning it  教之道
is very important to make love with only one person. 貴以專?  
Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 昔孟母~~~oh Mrs Meng~~~
chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.  擇鄰處
If you don't study hard, 子不學
Your Dick will become useless.  斷“機”杼??太狠了吧…你的xx將會變得無用??  
Dou, the Famous 竇燕山
owned a very effective exciting medicine 有義“方”
All his five sons took it 教五子
and their sexual ability were well-known. 名俱揚  
If your children don't know how to do it, 養不教
It is all your fault. 父之過
If they had lots of problems with it, 教不嚴  
their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.師之惰  
You may refuse to study this 子不學
but that is a real mistake  非所宜
If you don't learn it in childhood,  幼不學
you will lose your ability when aged 老何為
If you don't exercise your dick,  玉不琢?
It won't become hard and strong.  不成器?
If you don't learn sex, 人不學
You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.不知義?  

  
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全文對照版…
  
At the beginning of life.  人之初
Sex is good.   “性”本善
Basically, all the sex are the same. “性”相近  
But it depends on how the way you do it.  習相遠
If you do not practice all the time.  苟不教
Sex will leave you..  “性”乃“遷”
The way of learning it  教之道
is very important to make love with only one person. 貴以專?  
Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 昔孟母~~~oh Mrs Meng~~~
chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.  擇鄰處
If you don't study hard, 子不學
Your Dick will become useless.  斷“機”杼??太狠了吧…你的xx將會變得無用??  
Dou, the Famous 竇燕山
owned a very effective exciting medicine 有義“方”
All his five sons took it 教五子
and their sexual ability were well-known. 名俱揚  
If your children don't know how to do it, 養不教
It is all your fault. 父之過
If they had lots of problems with it, 教不嚴  
their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.師之惰  
You may refuse to study this 子不學
but that is a real mistake  非所宜
If you don't learn it in childhood,  幼不學
you will lose your ability when aged 老何為
If you don't exercise your dick,  玉不琢?
It won't become hard and strong.  不成器?
If you don't learn sex, 人不學
You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.不知義?
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Re:[轉貼] 教化人心

好樣的三字經.....
- 自以為是新手所以被排擠,是成為白爛的開始。
- 自以為了不起,是大犯眾怒的開始。
- 強調問題笨或自己笨,是最笨的發問方式。

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