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標題: 轉貼:Android Phones Make Men Better Lovers than iPhone(增加閨房樂趣) [列印本頁]

作者: matika    時間: 2009-12-24 14:18
標題: 轉貼:Android Phones Make Men Better Lovers than iPhone(增加閨房樂趣)
剛剛挖到一篇有趣的文章, 主旨是說, 熟悉Android phone的男人, 特別是有track ball的機種,
由於他們的手指非常熟悉這顆"小球"的操作, 用在另一半身上可以增加閨房樂趣...

大家不妨試試....哈哈~~

原文:
Women, pay attention because this blog post could change your life!

Your sex life that is.

Does your man have an iPhone or iPod?

Throw those iFuckers away and get your man an Android phone for his birthday, Christmas, or just because you want the wettest wildest screaming orgasms you've ever had.

How is this possible?

Well the Android phones have a little clitoris sized trackball on the front of the phone and as your man becomes more adept at using the trackball on the Android he'll also become more adept at using that little trackball in your panties!

After just a few short days of Android phone use your man will be able to spin, glide and flick that trackball with skills that could rival a trained Gigolo!

Now all you lusty women run out and buy your man an Android phone NOW and in a couple of days kick back with your feet in the air and wait for him to want to show off his new trackball talents.

Enjoy the Android!
作者: lyr    時間: 2009-12-24 17:40
呃....

這種另類的勸敗文可以用在小紅點上嗎?哈哈~  [洋蔥time]
作者: 阿輝    時間: 2009-12-24 18:01
多點觸控應該也有效

因為手指運用的比較多根
作者: achen    時間: 2010-1-6 14:01
track ball 其實在很多年前就在 Blackberry 出現了, 論時間久遠與銷售量都遠遠超過 Android phone
不知道這篇文章的作者為什麼完全忽略這並不是在 Android phone 才出現的東西?




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