[轉貼] PEG-BR80

joejoekuo

http://www.clieuk.co.uk/index.shtml"Sony Clie BR80:  
  
Quick and painless Brain implant - Just 1 hour! Palm OS[$reg] software v. 5.2b uploaded upon implant. Flashable OS (only to be performed by qualified SONY technicians). In-brain[$reg] CPU adapts to your own brain frequency ; upto 1700 MHz ! Memory Limitless RAM (Sony recommends that users not store more than 16Gb in order to avoid overload or dataloss. User should report back to qualified technician within 24 hours of overload in order to avoid permanent brain damage), 802.11b performs wireless hotsynch and data transfer! No more need for wires!, MicrofibreOptic[$reg] technology , BIOmetric[$reg] chip installed to constantly monitor heart rate, blood pressure and general health. Daily report available through the supplied ClieMed[$reg] program, Remote Commander LED integrated in left or right front tooth, (smile to control device), Integrated Bluetooth in right front tooth (slightly blue tinted to differenciate between BT and RC), Super miniature GSMBrain[$reg] chip with voice dial and the brand new ThinkDial[$reg], Easy navigation in menus and applications using ThinkNav[$reg] technology, Data entry made easy using ITTIW[$reg] technology. (I Think Therefore I Write.)Display 65,536 color IrisProjection[$reg] display, configurable size and resolution (upto an equivalent of a 2m screen) Dimensions microscopic : 16x28nm Weight Approx. 0.002 oz. Power Supply 3 good meals a day (High sugar intake necessary due to BIObat[$reg] battery consumption) and a lot of rest. On/Off switch tastefully hidden behind the ear, under the skin. Assign voice recognition function to switch on/off. Digital INeye[$reg] camera. Blink your eyes to use digital zoom x100. USB 2 BrainSynch[$reg] (802.11b ) hub included to transfer data to and from the BR80 wirelessly. Under Eyelid TV display with INLIDtv[$reg] technology, Inner Ear RADear technology for wireless FM reception (Stereo optionnal). Optionnal GPS system built into ear and connected directly to the BR80[$reg] and display using MicroFibre wiring."
  
看完了規格,不知道會不會又比NZ大兩倍?還有,甚麼是In-brain[$reg] CPU,速度可以upto 1700 MHz!!!

krisher

joejoekuo wrote:
http://www.clieuk.co.uk/index.shtml
看完了規格,不知道會不會又比NZ大兩倍?還有,甚麼是In-brain[$reg] CPU,速度可以upto 1700 MHz!!!

腦內移殖 B)
這個是搞笑版吧. 看那個網站上有好幾篇也都是搞笑或反諷的.

Ramius

哈哈…用這台的話好像會變成機器戰警了